Crutches crack me up and as furniture accessories they exude a pleasing warmth. Though I collect both metal and wood crutches only the wooden ones get to stay inside...and stand watch in most of the corners of my house. The metal ones have been employed as eye catchers in my art yard Smut Putt Heaven.
I started collecting the Have You Seen Me cards about 14 years ago fully intending to deface them and write absurd personality profiles on each one. Instead they were kept clean and tranquil with their own special place on my home entertainment center. I especially like the ones with the computerized aging process to show how the missing kids may look now.
Everybody needs to have a collection of some sort.